I was introducing Wonder Woman to Donut Fish. While I describing WW's Lasso of Truth, her indestructible wristbands, and her invisible plane, DF thought I said "invisible plate". I start in with, "Yep, that's what I said, an invisible plate. Everyone thinks she just eats off the table, but really she's using her invisible plate. Isn't that super?"
She flicks back, "You mean, 'Isn't that supper?"
Zombie tip: Play bo-taoshi. When playing, imagine the opposing team as a bunch of biters. Shit yourself. This is the hubbub, Bub.
When preparing for the zombie apocalypse, yes, it is practical and even exciting to practice marksmanship and hitting high pitches with your blunt melee weapon, but have a plan for the herd. Avoid detection (Scent-A-Way, Walk Quietly in a Forest, Hide a campfire) and have lookouts and multiple escape routes. Stay in shape with endurance, sprint, and agility routines (soccer players seem to have an advantage here Soccer Workout). Being swarmed is a surefire way to become a part of said swarm. Remember though to have fun playing bo-taoshi, but play to win.
P.S. Notice how loose-fitting, easily-grabbed clothing can quickly get you tossed around or tear to expose your delicious flesh? Dress thoughtfully.
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